Hi, my name is: V
but you can call me: V
Never in my life have I: Been to Asia
For a living I: Practice law
When I look down I see: a french manicure! cuuute.
If I were a character on 'Friends' : I'd be the token black character that never comes back
My current gripe is: Slow elevators.
I have a hard time understanding: Stupid people.
I want to buy: an apartment in South Africa
If you spent the night at my house: We'd go out dancing, play drinking games aftewards and have greasy omelets in the morning.
The world could do without: Pop stars and pickled meats
In the morning I: Don't speak
If I was an animal I'd be a: Cat - lazy, superior and disinterested